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Remember the times when your friend got a new weapon but you didn’t? When the big guy found a large golden machine gun but all you got was a rake or candy cane? WELL NO LONGER because EVERYONE GETS NEW WEAPONS!

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hes back

hes back

this is a post to 4 fellows hoping one of them could assist me.

some may know this but i am making a cathedral in minecraft. No not a small little church bullshit thing. no, i am making a full blown artsy almost possible in real life cathedral. the problem is that while i have spent many hours perhaps days all together working on it it doesn’t ever seem to get finished appropriately. i was wondering if anyone else would like a go at the designs i have currently?

if you need a place to start. Front face, called the facade, including the 2 front towers; the back end, also called the east end, including minor interior; and the dome in the middle including the roof that connects it. i left old circle stuff for the back in the picture

be as ocd or sloppy as you like but i will probably not want to read a wall of text describing the geometry of what you have done without a picture. and do not feel like anything isn’t editable

http://i.imgur.com/8z82P.png

minecraft 1.2.2 out

just so you guiise know

avoid building to the height limit and standing on it… the game will crash

what have i done…
i dont even
how is this possible

what have i done…

i dont even

how is this possible

In the short time of playing TF2 today (about 1 hr 30 min) i took a total of 28 screen caps. I screen capped every time the notification came up (maybe sometimes without reading it)
28 screen caps / 2 just to give a huge margin of error = 14
14 x 99.99 dollars for this item = $1,399.86
that is $15 dollars a minute.
if i made $15 dollars a minute id be a millionaire in 46 days.
Congratulations valve for making this and allowing me to lose a little faith in the public and make me feel like i might as well be the smartest person in the world all at once.
Also congratz to the people who actually proposed on tf2, you sad, sad humans for not taking your date out on the most expensive night of her/his life, hope you have fun not interacting… also to those who bought the ring for 4chan and reddit, please realize you just spent money trolling for maybe…20 seconds at the most

In the short time of playing TF2 today (about 1 hr 30 min) i took a total of 28 screen caps. I screen capped every time the notification came up (maybe sometimes without reading it)

28 screen caps / 2 just to give a huge margin of error = 14

14 x 99.99 dollars for this item = $1,399.86

that is $15 dollars a minute.

if i made $15 dollars a minute id be a millionaire in 46 days.

Congratulations valve for making this and allowing me to lose a little faith in the public and make me feel like i might as well be the smartest person in the world all at once.

Also congratz to the people who actually proposed on tf2, you sad, sad humans for not taking your date out on the most expensive night of her/his life, hope you have fun not interacting… also to those who bought the ring for 4chan and reddit, please realize you just spent money trolling for maybe…20 seconds at the most

I had thought it was possible… yet i didnt know so soon. 

This just makes the community seem so much better, especially after the whole “killing kids in skyrim mod” thing

but what’s next?

this is the story i wrote while steam went down…

ZOOM TO VALVE HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON
Employee leaning back in his chair with his legs on his desk is yawning
Employee goes to check up on the servers out of a whim and goes to his prefavorited steampowered.com just to make sure it gets to everyone not just them
(with his feet mind you)
Employee notices large drop in connectivity with servers, the employee wonders if its just the server guys messing with things again
Employee waits 3 minutes to notice that the servers are still mostly down
Employee flips his shit and falls due to his chair tilting too far back
Employee gets up and runs to the server guys offices screaming “THE SERVERS ARE BROKEN”
Employee makes it to the server guys’ offices and sees cables of kinds he doesn’t recognize on the ground everywhere
Employee falls on his knees puts his hands on his face looks up, camera at birds eye view and turns counter clockwise while zooming away. haunting music plays.

i think steam is broken

i think steam is broken

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
20 plays

Prepare your ears before you listen to this

prepare your speakers before listening

prepare your everything before anything

prepare once more everything

also this is for a project bob, austin and i am going to be doing soon

10 imaginary dollars to whoever can guess what the song is that i sampled first (besides bob)